Thursday

i am a pirate you are a princess

I think we could very well hear poets
filling their drinks and spilling some knowledge
tearing apart and scribbling down
about half more than supposed to.
In chic prada glasses and chloe ballet flats,
and dollface, my dear you never say can't,
so me, me i'm up in the air and my clothing seems bland.
You forget my dark darling, my coquette
my polite sex kitten
my night time demitasse of well-rehearsed eros,
you are not only the seducer but also the seduced
"let's dance in the streetlights!",

you said to me before the falling out and crawling out,
and singing began in seperate bars
and I still don't know how to hail a cab, cause darling
we always forget where they've parked

If I could blush I would till I bled or
spontaneously combusted and
if there is a God I'd take you with me

Then, as if to spurn me to my core, whispers
soft as down tell of urges and
I can taste your mouth just from your breath
and I fell partially in love
and then shudder and then never wanna call her again
You see, sex was our Vegas baby and
you were a one armed bandit gone cold and
lemons stopped paying out

oh dear, my dear, lets get some more beers
and we'll drink like college, poised and finished,
until the bar lights shine
and everybody starts to clear and sour.

and we'll swim through the city
styled pretty and then make our way back to 5th.
and i don't know if i'll ever see you around,
but, pretty darling, i always say arggghhhh
with a patch on my eye and a plank in my chest,
and many have walked it and plunged in a ditch,
so there isn't much hope in a heart
labeled a quest,
but you are a princess
who has not one pink dress, just a tiara for trading
and a pirate who's a mess

Monday

man whore

Noun
Singular -manwhore
Plural manwhores
A guy who loves girls and wants to get with every girl he sees. A sexually active, promiscuous, younger man who often wears alot of flashy jewelery, has greased down or spiked hair and keeps a 'chicktionary'. He is well known at most health clinics and may have an STD named after him in his honour. He knows many girls but will often mix it up or forget their names. He will commonly have one or more illegitimate children (though not always, especially in the amateur stage) and his relations with other men is often strained due to past encounters with girlfriends or wives.

Thanks, Wiktionary. One of the most misconstrued outside perspective of me is of being one such man whore. Although I can't deny that pretty girls make me weak (goddamn they smell good), I take great offense to being labeled. To me, a 'man whore', much like defined above, is a guy who's undying thirst for affection can only be quenched by "bumpin uglies". Not making love, such an act would require an emotional connection of some sort, but just straight up fucking without an ounce of intimacy or even a name. Maybe they weren't held enough as babies. Or they're just afraid to get hurt, thinking that all girls are manipulative bitches so they act on an "I'll fuck you before you fuck me" basis. This P.I.M.P attitude may all just be an act, they might really care about and respect girls, they just dont want to seem like they do, in fear that they might seem soft to their fellow man hoes. All these guys should just sit in a circle and have a group jerk-off if thats the case.
As for me, girls are the catalysts of some my broodiest moments, and my most sincere. The girl I recently dated, as heartbreakingly beautiful as she is, I loved most her ability to make me think and just sink into every word that came out of her perfect lips. Maybe its because I am a romantic, that I have all this figured out. But in no way do I imply that I'm less fucked up than the rest. But I do know that a wonderful girl, flaws and all, has the power to change your life. If you could just get your hand out of your pants for a minute.